Ran and shit raisins
All over my bed
Pissed red stains up my wall
When I fed her tomatoes
Chewed holes
In my comforter
And the wires
Of my oscillating fan.

Everything he had consumed that day came forth, complete with the pungent aroma only a fresh vomit can bring. Sitting on the counter, witness to this uninhibited performance, was a pretty young woman.